For the first time in history, the Nobel Prize Committee has rebuked Barack Obama’s Peace Prize award because of “pressure from the media and their spouses.” One voter was quoted as saying, “My wife’s friends won’t stop talking about how it doesn’t really make sense to give Mr. Obama the award this year. They suggest maybe we can try again during his possible second term. Adding that a second term is likely.” NOTI suspects possible withholding of sex from the voter’s wife.
October 12, 2009
July 30, 2009
OBAMA CLONE OUTED
One of President Barack Obama’s clones was outed recently, after the clone was discovered he was given a cushy pharma job.
June 9, 2009
Bomb Explodes in Obama Girls Room
At first glance, it appears as though a bomb has exploded in the Obama daughters bedroom. More news shortly.
Update: This just in from the White House, Malia and Sasha Obama’s room was found this morning in total chaos, toys and clothes located on the floor rather than their appropriate storage locations. There seems to be no foreign threat. The daughters are believed to not have cleaned their room today and may be penalized their $1 weekly allowance. Most people’s guess is that they won’t care about the $1.
November 21, 2008
Hillary offended by Secretary of State offer, Would Rather be President
According to sources close to the Clinton family, Hillary feels insulted to have been offered the position of Secretary of State by President-elect Obama. “Senator Clinton believes if Mr. Obama really respected her leadership ability and experience, he would have offered her his seat as president. This is truly a slap in the face!” There has not been a response from the Obama troop, but they are sure to be confused.
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