At first glance, it appears as though a bomb has exploded in the Obama daughters bedroom. More news shortly.
Update: This just in from the White House, Malia and Sasha Obama’s room was found this morning in total chaos, toys and clothes located on the floor rather than their appropriate storage locations. There seems to be no foreign threat. The daughters are believed to not have cleaned their room today and may be penalized their $1 weekly allowance. Most people’s guess is that they won’t care about the $1.
Iran successfully launched a satellite into orbit over the Earth earlier this week. The world is watching these stunning events closely, as the same technology that can deliver a payload into orbit can also be fitted with a nuclear warhead. German Foreign Minister Frank-Walter Steinmeier called the event ”a worrying development,” on Tuesday. The Pentagon press secretary Geoff Morrell said, “It is certainly a reason for us to be concerned about Iran and its continued attempts to develop a ballistic missile program of increasingly long range.” Clearly the world will not sit idly by as Iran furthers its attempts at developing long-range ballistic missiles.
Sources close to the test tell Nakedontheinter.net that a manned mission and future satellite launches are being scheduled and planned for now. The only questions that remain are the real intentions of the Iranian government.
