Dr. Conrad Murray (shown above in an archival image file), Jackson’s personal doctor, has drawn the attention of the Los Angeles Police Department and is now considered a prime suspect reports Rolling Stone. Conrad is believed to have administered a massive dose of Diprivan, a very strong anesthetic. Sources tell NOTI that Conrad was working as a double agent for the now defunct Russian KGB. Jackson’s murder is being billed as retribution for “crimes” he committed against the Russian people. It is widely believed that Jackson was able to seduce Joseph Stalin’s mistress and convince her steal the Russian secret PIN code to the national debit card. After Jackson secured the PIN he was able to withdraw untold millions and weaken the Russian economy.
July 28, 2009
Secret US Spy Michael Jackson Actually Murdered
July 23, 2009
Apollo Missions Not Faked After All
In a stunning turn of events, it has come to our attention that the Apollo missions may not have been faked after all. It has been widely believed and reported that the United States government faked the moon landings in the late 60’s and early 70’s in an effort to one up the Russian space program. Recently a satellite caught images of the landing craft that remained on the moon’s surface, above is the Apollo 11 lander. More and higher resolution images can be seen here.
June 5, 2009
BREAKING: KIM JONG ILL, AIR FRANCE FLIGHT 447
Early reports to nakedontheinter.net are indicating that Kim Jong Ill personally shot down the Air France Flight 447 that “disappeared” earlier this week. And yes you read that correctly, he persoanally fired the shots from a Mikoyan MiG-29 that was launched from somewhere close to the area. It is unknown how the leader was transported to the area or where the plane was launched. Sources close to Ill say that he was interested in “teaching the world a lesson” after strong reprimands from the UN.
The UN reprimands stem from North Korea’s illegal testing of a nuclear weapon and their illegal testing of short and medium range rockets.
The North Korean Government could not be reached for a comment, we don’t have their number.
February 9, 2009
NY Maple Syrup Smell Actually a Chemical Weapon
Covered here. We at nakedontheinter.net believe this scent to be the early tests of the transmission of a chemical weapon over the area of NYC. They are releasing the test chemical laced with the scent of maple syrup to see how far across the city it will travel and what weather conditions are favorable.
So far no one in the government seems to be taking the scent seriously, with Michael Bloomberg quoted as saying, “It just happens to be one of the aromas we’re going to have to live with in a city like New York… All things considered, I can think of a lot of things worse than maple syrup.” Clearly Mr. Bloomberg isn’t concerned with the origins of the scent, and would rather bath in it daily. Enjoy your pancakes New Yorkers!