
Deceptive Operatives Selling Drugs to Every Third Person
It came to my attention recently that in New York (and very likely the whole world) ice cream trucks have been been stashing illegal contraband drugs. In ice cream coolers, in loose floorboards, and on the operator’s person are concealed quantities of street drugs. What, dealers working to that innocent chime, you might say? This is exactly to the heart of their deception – salivating youth receiving a cold treat in the sweltering summer heat and the ice cream operator taking tabs on the neighborhoods in a notebook, knowing who has the money and who is hitting the streets. Ganja, steroids and PCP now sit beside snow cones and popsicles.
We must stop this plague of despicable drug dependencies hijacking the senses of our youth! Or, should we face the consequence, a destiny in line with the discord of the 60s, characterized by rebellion, filth and lawlessness?
Obtain your neighborhood ice cream trafficker’s operator number - they are required to give it to you by law. Then take down their license plate number. Assume your local ice cream cartel is selling junk and call 311 to report them to your friendly city operator. Don’t trust the city’s system – report 2 or 3 times. Don’t let this disgusting trend take over beautiful America.