One of President Barack Obama’s clones was outed recently, after the clone was discovered he was given a cushy pharma job.
July 30, 2009
November 19, 2008
U.S. to Clone Obama, Just in Case
In a surprise announcement today, a top Obama spokesman has reported that the administration plans to create at least 3 clones of the president-elect. “As the first African American president, there will be an even stronger threat to the safety of Mr. Obama. We’re thinking, damn, might as well clone him to play it safe,” reported the spokesman. This will be the first government supported attempt to clone an elected official.
Cloning of any kind has struck controversy from its original inception. The opposition believes humans have no right to “play God.” Said one prominent Republican of the Democrat’s plan, “Figures!”
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