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Dr. Conrad Murray (shown above in an archival image file), Jackson’s personal doctor, has drawn the attention of the Los Angeles Police Department and is now considered a prime suspect reports Rolling Stone.  Conrad is believed to have administered a massive dose of Diprivan, a very strong anesthetic.  Sources tell NOTI that Conrad was working as a double agent for the now defunct Russian KGB.  Jackson’s murder is being billed as retribution for “crimes” he committed against the Russian people.  It is widely believed that Jackson was able to seduce Joseph Stalin’s mistress and convince her steal the Russian secret PIN code to the national debit card.  After Jackson secured the PIN he was able to withdraw untold millions and weaken the Russian economy.