The “King of Pop” has passed on.
Early reports of his death were widely broadcast on twitter, with initial reports coming from TMZ.com. Naked on the internet is currently researching this story due to MJ’s close “relationship” with the federal government. It has been rumored for years that he acted as an “agent of change” in American culture. His intoxicating beats and entrancing songs were a mere distraction from his hypnotizing hips. It is suspected that he was contracted to reinforce social behavior that was “expected” of American people by the CIA and the NSA.
Rest in peace Michael.