For the first time in history, the Nobel Prize Committee has rebuked Barack Obama’s Peace Prize award because of “pressure from the media and their spouses.” One voter was quoted as saying, “My wife’s friends won’t stop talking about how it doesn’t really make sense to give Mr. Obama the award this year. They suggest maybe we can try again during his possible second term. Adding that a second term is likely.” NOTI suspects possible withholding of sex from the voter’s wife.