One of President Barack Obama’s clones was outed recently, after the clone was discovered he was given a cushy pharma job.
July 30, 2009
July 28, 2009
Secret US Spy Michael Jackson Actually Murdered
Dr. Conrad Murray (shown above in an archival image file), Jackson’s personal doctor, has drawn the attention of the Los Angeles Police Department and is now considered a prime suspect reports Rolling Stone. Conrad is believed to have administered a massive dose of Diprivan, a very strong anesthetic. Sources tell NOTI that Conrad was working as a double agent for the now defunct Russian KGB. Jackson’s murder is being billed as retribution for “crimes” he committed against the Russian people. It is widely believed that Jackson was able to seduce Joseph Stalin’s mistress and convince her steal the Russian secret PIN code to the national debit card. After Jackson secured the PIN he was able to withdraw untold millions and weaken the Russian economy.
July 23, 2009
Apollo Missions Not Faked After All
In a stunning turn of events, it has come to our attention that the Apollo missions may not have been faked after all. It has been widely believed and reported that the United States government faked the moon landings in the late 60’s and early 70’s in an effort to one up the Russian space program. Recently a satellite caught images of the landing craft that remained on the moon’s surface, above is the Apollo 11 lander. More and higher resolution images can be seen here.
July 9, 2009
Goldman Sachs Code Torrent
A “.rar 32MB. A distributed real-time co-located high-frequency trading platform… A very low latency (microseconds) event-driven market data processing, strategy and order submission engine.” is the description of the source code that has leaked out, probably the most valuable piece of software in the history of man. if you count bill gates out anyway.