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February 9, 2009

NY Maple Syrup Smell Actually a Chemical Weapon

Filed under: Politics — Tags: , , , , , — Muan Nan @ 5:56 pm

Covered here.  We at nakedontheinter.net believe this scent to be the early tests of the transmission of a chemical weapon over the area of NYC.  They are releasing the test chemical laced with the scent of maple syrup to see how far across the city it will travel and what weather conditions are favorable.

So far no one in the government seems to be taking the scent seriously, with Michael Bloomberg quoted as saying, “It just happens to be one of the aromas we’re going to have to live with in a city like New York… All things considered, I can think of a lot of things worse than maple syrup.”  Clearly Mr. Bloomberg isn’t concerned with the origins of the scent, and would rather bath in it daily.  Enjoy your pancakes New Yorkers!

February 4, 2009

Iran successfully launches satellite into orbit

Filed under: Politics — Tags: , , , , — Muan Nan @ 2:34 pm


Iran successfully launched a satellite into orbit over the Earth earlier this week.  The world is watching these stunning events closely, as the same technology that can deliver a payload into orbit can also be fitted with a nuclear warhead.  German Foreign Minister Frank-Walter Steinmeier called the event ”a worrying development,” on Tuesday.  The Pentagon press secretary Geoff Morrell said, “It is certainly a reason for us to be concerned about Iran and its continued attempts to develop a ballistic missile program of increasingly long range.” Clearly the world will not sit idly by as Iran furthers its attempts at developing long-range ballistic missiles.

Sources close to the test tell Nakedontheinter.net that a manned mission and future satellite launches are being scheduled and planned for now.  The only questions that remain are the real intentions of the Iranian government.

February 3, 2009

Iran Launches Satellite – Man finds US Army Docs on IPOD rip-off

Filed under: Uncategorized — Sans @ 2:02 pm

While Iran was busy launching a satellite into space using a Sarif-2 rocket, a Oklahoma man pondered the complexities of a mp3 player that contained U.S. Army documents.  “The more I look at it,” said Chris Ogle, “the more I see.”  In the 80s film Cloak and Daggers, a kid has a similar experience with an 8-bit cartridge for a gaming system.  “Don’t worry,” Ogle had said, “it only has lists of items the army was shipping over to Iraq and Afganistan, nothing too important.”

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