August 29, 2008
August 19, 2008
August 8, 2008
“One side.” Why, sir! How could you? “Taste my fist, fool.”
Strangest thing happened the other day. I was walking home and I happened to see a robbery in progress. Well, I was scared, I tell ya. I didn’t know what to do. That’s probably why I ended up killing a couple of the guys pretending I was an undercover cop. God knows I have the muscles to look like one. Yep, I strangled one with my bare hands and took his gun. Shot two or three in the face. The others scrammed and I went down McDougal with the load of cash in a laundry bag. HA. Then guess what happened! I tripped and the damn load went down in a sewer grate. I told a couple of city workers that I was on my way to church and dropped my tunic and liturgical whatcha-ma-callits down in the stink hole. Well wasn’t that something – I had four guys lifting off the sewer cap with a Bobcat bulldozer! One of them looked suspicious as I ascended the slimy ladder with my bag. I bought em’ all hoages and Cokes to cool their suspicions!
The money I found was from the future, so wasn’t any good yet today, in hot old August. There were 1000 dollar bills printed at 1/3 of the size of a normal buck. There was a decayed Monument pictured. The 500 dollar bill had a picture of a old creepy iron clock. The edges were frilled like a sharp doily with a mustard yellow band.
I was wandering around outside and I found this world view. You can see where North and South America were whisked away. They tried liquifing the mantle for fuel and the whole damned continent went down the drain through the hole.
See illustration: vector.pdf
Russia “Claims” North Pole their own, evicts Santa Clause?
The year is 2007, and it is August. Personally I am living in New Hampshire woods going mad from spirits torment, erstwhile, Russia preforms a coup d’état on the world and lays claim to the valuable ocean below/around the North Pole, illustrated here:
Not at all surprising that they officially announced the end of Christmas as of December 25th 2009, as they are eviciting Santa for back taxes and rent unpaid due to years of lapsing treaty negotiation. Seen also here are rich oil fields which the US has been siphoning for decades though underground tunnels to the Mid-East in an effort to maintain the instability in the area and support the weak US economy.
